You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Randomize
