she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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