I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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