drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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