all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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