So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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