But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There r osticjed everywhere
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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