Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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