Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
