Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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