party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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