I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
