i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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