We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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