He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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