Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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