i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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