just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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