You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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