I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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