They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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