The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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