Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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