Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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