i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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