Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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