Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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