Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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