just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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