Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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