You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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