I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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