I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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