oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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