i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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