Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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