STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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