He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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