? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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