How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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