Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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