what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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