is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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