laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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