Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so much tequila, so little girl.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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