How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Everyone says I win the strip club
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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