People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
