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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
When are your genitals available?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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