Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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