Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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