He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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